A is for Alligator--A big one named Al. He lives in a swamp.
B is for Boat--Bob and Jerie and Allison ride a boat into the swamp to see Al the Alligator.
E is for Environmentally Incorrect--What the heck is Captain Garrett doing feeding high-fructose-corn-syrup-laden mallows to a twelve-foot-long alligator in a nature preserve anyway? Couldn't you toss him something manly like a small mammal or at least a hot dog? And as for Al--what self-respecting carnivorous reptile opens his razor-toothed maw to snap up Jet Puff marshmallows for tourists with camera phones? At least hold out for some chocolate and graham crackers, Al buddy, S'mores should be in your contract. The swamp is a really neat place. Captain Garrett thinks people should give him money because he knows how to throw marshmallows really well. He should give Al a cut for consuming all that sugar. I bet he doesn't.
C is for Captain--The captain of the boat throws marshmallows into the water and Al swims to the boat.
D is for Dentist--Al eats a lot of marshmallows every day. His teeth will rot and he will need a dentist.
E is for Environmentally Incorrect--What the heck is Captain Garrett doing feeding high-fructose-corn-syrup-laden mallows to a twelve-foot-long alligator in a nature preserve anyway? Couldn't you toss him something manly like a small mammal or at least a hot dog? And as for Al--what self-respecting carnivorous reptile opens his razor-toothed maw to snap up Jet Puff marshmallows for tourists with camera phones? At least hold out for some chocolate and graham crackers, Al buddy, S'mores should be in your contract. The swamp is a really neat place. Captain Garrett thinks people should give him money because he knows how to throw marshmallows really well. He should give Al a cut for consuming all that sugar. I bet he doesn't.
More ABC's from the Big Easy tomorrow!
Haha! If he went on alligator unemployment, he could at least get two thirds of a marshmallow and save face for a while.
ReplyDeleteGood point Nikol! Should I head back out to the bayou to suggest the dole to Al. Or maybe if he had chronic tooth trouble he could go on alligator disability and never have to work another day in his life. He really should see an attorney.
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